Thursday, September 9, 2010

Baby It's Cold Outside! Fake.

Today I'm like the witch off the Wizard of Oz.  "I'm melting, I'm melting!" When is the heat going to break?  It is so hot and humid here in Florida. I spend 30 minutes straightening my kinky hair (Thanks, Dad for the weird hair) and walk outside and it looks like I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet.  And to make matters worse, my apartment borders up on a lake (rentention pond) so I have ten billion little insects that hover around my door breaking their necks trying to get in to enjoy the air conditioning.  I wait until I get into my car to put on lip gloss because of these little critters.  I know it's gross, but if I walk outside with gloss on by the time I get the door locked (15 seconds) I've 20 little bugs stuck to my lips.  I must eat 10 of them each morning.  I'm hoping they're full of protein. Hurry up winter! (or at least hurry up something different than 1 million degrees and 400% humidity).

1 comment:

  1. I feel the same way. Cool weather where are you?